Yes, it sucks the soul right out of you.

After all this time, I have finally taken the time to watch the film 'The Seeker: The Dark is Rising'.

When I first heard that this film was being made, I got a little excited.  When I was younger, I found the Dark Is Rising books by Susan Cooper and quite enjoyed them.  They aren't hugely complex stories but they are threaded with ties to classic British myth, legend and history and it makes them a very rich read, even now that I'm older then their intended audience.

After the successes of Lord of the Rings and the many Harry Potter books, it was easy to imagine that they would be able to convert book to film with ease and without losing the magic that first made the books so worth reading.  Then I started hearing about some of the small 'changes' the film makers decided were needed and saw the first teaser for the film.

All I could do is cringe.

By the time the film itself was released in cinemas, I had lost any interest in seeing it.  I knew it would be a long session of pain, agony and biting my tongue to keep from yelling at the stupidity of the film's creators.

But I knew I would, eventually, have to see it.  So I rented it tonight, as a cheap second film to something else I actually WANTED to see.  Boy, am I freakin' glad I did it this way.

Those that read and enjoyed Anne Rice's vampire novels all said that they could enjoy Queen of the Damned so long as they pretended it had nothing to with the books and any resemblance was coincidence.  I can't even say that much about this film.

The little they left in that resembles the book, is hard to filter out for someone who knows the book by heart.  The rest of the film is a long series of incomprehensible events, strung between bad musical queues, strange camera angles and frantic visual effects meant to make the classical style story 'more interesting'.  Had they taken the lovely Michael J Fox off his medication and given him the role of lead camera man, it would have been more interesting and less painful.  And probably shaken less than the filming of The Bourne Identity.

This rental will be very gladly taken back to the shop and forgotten the millisecond it leaves my hand.  It's the only way to survive the pain left behind by watching this film....that doesn't include thousands of dollars in therapy and anti-psychotics. *lol*  This film is a greater obscenity than any to leave Al Swearengen's mouth...who for some reason plays one of the film's leads.

If you read this, do yourself a favor...NEVER WATCH THIS FILM!!!

Cheers! :)

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